Lines you’ll only read/hear in a Stephanie Plum mystery


“‘A fart? You’re in Trenton. No one will notice a fart.'”

“‘Why am I the only mother whose daughter has a stalker? Isn’t it bad enough my mother is trying to kill the Griever?'”

“‘I think we just have to pick a good bust. Like the old naked guy woulda been okay!'”

“‘It’s a demon monkey!'” yelled Lula. “‘Somebody get a priest!'”

“‘Do you think I should list shoes in the prenup?'”

“I did a ten-second imitation of a cat on roller skates.”

“What can I say? I’m blue and I’m feeling fragile.” (Okay, you might see this in another book, but in Stephanie’s case, she is literally blue.)

“Zook, Mooner, and Gary were back to the world of Minion Fire. The spud guns were lined up along the wall.”

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7 Responses to Lines you’ll only read/hear in a Stephanie Plum mystery

  1. Zia says:

    Haha I love this series!
    .-= Zia´s last blog ..Flesh And Fire – Blog Tour October 26, 2009 and Giveaway! =-.

  2. Vasilly
    Twitter: Vasilly

    You are so right! I love Plum Spooky. This author is easily going to become a new favorite.
    .-= Vasilly´s last blog ..It’s Monday, What Are you Reading? =-.

    • CarrieK
      Twitter: booksandmovies

      Vasilly – I’m glad you enjoyed it! I just finished Fearless Fourteen today – waiting for Finger Lickin’ Fifteen to come in on hold for me -either at the library or their download site, there’s a waiting list on both!

  3. Les in NE says:

    I love this!! I haven’t read a Stephanie Plum book in ages. I think I quit somewhere around #8 or 9. She is a hoot. 🙂
    .-= Les in NE´s last blog ..Read-A-Thon Final Update =-.

    • CarrieK
      Twitter: booksandmovies

      Les – you should definitely pick them up again – they just keep getting funnier and funnier!

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